Roasting the Top 100 Biggest Songs of 2024

 

Roasting the Top 100 Biggest Songs of 2024

What’s the point of this article? That’s the big question I’ve been asking myself for the last few months. Because ever since I started making roasting articles, they've consistently underperformed, and that, combined with a lack of my personal interest to do these anymore has really diminished my motivation to do this. I guess in that regard, you can consider this year’s roasting article a test for me. If I have fun doing this, I’ll continue making these articles. If not, well, you can consider this the final roasting article I do. I’ll check back in with this at the end. But yeah, “roasting” the biggest songs of 2024 is a bit of a misnomer, because this article is just gonna be a mix of roasting and shitposting. And keep in mind that all these roasts are purely from a lighthearted tone and in no way am I trying to use these against these songs. Enjoy, I guess...

1. Teddy Swims - Lose Control

I think the GP is allergic to grooves. Because if this stiff mess can become the biggest song of the year yet “The Door” and “Bad Dreams” can’t pick up the same traction, that’s the only plausible explanation

2. Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy)

For y’all who are angry that this song nearly broke Lil Nas X’s record for most weeks at #1, blame Beyonce for putting Shaboozey on her country album lol

3. Benson Boone - Beautiful Things

I think this writes my roast for me

4. Post Malone f/Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help

This song really lives up to its title as Posty had some help from his new bestie Morgan Wallen to get some play on Nashville radio

5. Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me

Honestly, seeing this song on my Spotify Wrapped made me realize that my Wrapped is essentially sharply split into what I listened to at the beginning of the year and what I listened to in the latter half of the year lol. Also ijbol that this is the highest rap song on the YE over...

6. Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

I would roast this, but I’m scared that Kendrick would obliterate me with a series of diss tracks like he did with Drake

7. Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

You know, for a year where female pop really dominated, the fact that the highest song on the YE with any female vocals is only #7 is so weird

8. Tommy Richman - Million Dollar Baby

Honestly when I first saw this song taking off on Spotify my first thought was “Tommy Richman sounds like a guy who would make a ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ song”

9. Zach Bryan f/Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything

Seeing Kacey in the YE top 10 makes me so happy, even if the track she did it with isn’t among her top tier. But seeing her in the YE top 10 makes me hope that she’ll have one of her older songs go viral and become a hit years later. Stream “Rainbow” and “High Horse” for clear skin y’all!

10. Hozier - Too Sweet

Well damn Hozier, David Kushner’s success in 2023 convinced me that I don’t like your music and then the very next fucking year you come back to the charts stronger than ever with a song that has only grown on me since I first heard it

11. Noah Kahan - Stick Season

This song makes me feel old holy shit, it singlehandedly shepherded in a nostalgia wave for a sound that was big in pop music when I was 7 or 8. This isn’t even the last song on this YE to make me feel old btw

12. Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer

I don’t feel like recycling my roast from last year so enjoy this video of Taylor farting. I think she broke a world record for most famous fart

13. Tate McRae - greedy

Imagine if Camila Cabello sang a Timbaland song. Still would’ve been better than C,XOXO though

14. Metro Boomin & Future f/Kendrick Lamar - Like That

Kendrick I’m glad you rightfully called out Drake for being a creep in your string of disses this year but why did you take such issue with J Cole calling you one of the big 3? Idk about you, but I’d have taken that as a compliment

15. Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER

Kinda embarrassing story here; I was at my best friend’s house for a new years’ party and we were doing blind karaoke and when it was her turn to go, I decided to choose this song for her to sing not knowing how depressing the lyrics were. Then she starts singing and after a few lines slows to a stop and says “wait...this is too depressing”. I made her sing “Espresso” instead that night

16. Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please

Can I just say that as of late my YouTube recommended page has been flooded with Sabrina Carpenter shorts? One of my favorite ones I’ve seen was when Sabrina said to an audience member “How do you feel right now? Pick one of the three options. First option is you’re feeling very sad. Second option is you’re feeling very angry. Third option is you’re feeling very horny”. The guy picked horny. And he’s fucking based lol

17. Doja Cat - Agora Hills

Doja why did you spell “Agoura” like that. A simple Google search can show you the correct way to spell “Agoura Hills”, it’s truly not that difficult

18. Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe!

Mark Grondin AKA Spectrum Pulse really missed a golden opportunity to drive home the point that he was early to Chappell Roan by making his entire top 10 on his best list this year Chappell Roan songs (yes, I know Chappell only had 5 eligible songs for Mark’s list so don’t tell me @guywhorepliedtometwicewiththesamemessageinMarkslivechatduringthepremiere.

19. SZA - Saturn

“Life’s better on Saturn”. I highly doubt that, considering Saturn is a gas giant - meaning you cannot stand on it - and only 0.3% of its atmosphere is oxygen. This means if we lived on Saturn, we would be fucking dead. If that’s how you envision life being better, damn no wonder you wanted to kill your ex and his new girlfriend in “Kill Bill”

20. SZA - Snooze

I don’t think a single person could say this was one of the top 20 biggest hits of 2024, guess my roast from last year only amplified since this was a real sleeper hit

21. Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red

So when I was thinking of a roast I could put for this song, I went to the song’s Wikipedia page and found this bit: “and in the United States, it became Doja Cat's second single, and first as a solo artist, to top the Billboard Hot 100.” I was confused for a sec because I thought “Say So” was a #1 hit but then I remembered that when “Say So” hit #1, that awful Nicki Minaj remix where she dropped the line “used to be bi but now straight hetero” was the version that was credited, turns out maybe Nicki should’ve gotten ridicule way before ”Big Foot”

22. Taylor Swift f/Post Malone - Fortnight

I saw someone (I’ll let you figure out who) say that if no one liked THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT as everyone was claiming, then it wouldn’t have seen so much success in 2024. You do realize this is fucking Taylor Swift, right? She could literally fart into the mic and autotune it and it’d spend a couple weeks at #1 atp. Don’t believe me? I got solid evidence of such:

23. Luke Combs - Fast Car

I said in my best list that Luke Combs was a pathological liar. So you know what? Let’s play Agame. This roast will stretch over every Luke Combs song on this list. Pretend that Luke Combs is in court and is asked to give his defense. I’ll be tallying every time he’s lied and then I’ll hand down a sentence for lying under oath.

Things Luke has lied about:

• His parents divorcing (Take Me Out To The Ballgame)

• His father dying (Even Though I’m Leaving)

• Him being a checkout girl (Fast Car)

24. Tyla - Water

A song that at the beginning of the year I dubbed as “only for hot people”...and I still stand by that, but Tyla’s debut album proved that she as an artist is only for hot people lol

25. Sabrina Carpenter - Feather

The blonde girl from “drivers license” had such a great 2024 that this song, despite being great, is the “worst” of her hits this year. I’m still grappling with the fact that the “Skin” songstress made the best pop music of the year

26. Ariana Grande - we can’t be friends (wait for your love)

“Hey mom, can I have Robyn’s ‘Dancing On My Own’?”

“We have Robyn’s ‘Dancing On My Own’ at home.”

Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own” at home:

Though ig that’s not all that apt a comparison, I’m still more reminded of Dagny’s “Somebody” when I hear this

27. Dasha - Austin

DID UR BOOBS STOP WORKING

28. Morgan Wallen - Last Night

How did Maroon Wallen get this song in the YE top 30 two years in a row?

29. Morgan Wallen f/ERNEST - Cowgirls

I would say that this song proved yours truly was the world’s biggest idiot by including this in my non-US hits article for 2023 but in my defense, did you really expect me to think that the 113th biggest song of 2023 would get an actual single push and become a hit in 2024? Especially when the song is as terrible as it is? Then again, y’all gravitated to “Ain’t That Some” for some ungodly reason; if you like/can tolerate that song, congrats on having a higher tolerance than me. Now kindly cut your balls off.

30. Zach Bryan - Pink Skies

Okay, I don’t know much about the allegations against Zach Bryan, so I won’t give my piece here. I just wanna say that his ex-girlfriend's last name is “Chickenfry”. Fucking Chickenfry.

31. Morgan Wallen - Thinkin’ Bout Me

I think my “countrified Drake” roast from last year aged well when I paid attention to the lyrics; in true Drake fashion, Morgan Wallen concern-trolls his ex and is an outright creep in being persistent in asking his ex “hey are you thinking about me? Are you thinking about me? I know you are, I don’t feel bad for you, I feel bad for him”. All I’m saying is that with all these parallels to Drake, if we eventually get Zach Bryan dropping a track called “Meet The Wallens” and him releasing his own “Not Like Us”, should we really be surprised?

32. Beyonce - Texas Hold ‘Em

Whenever I hear this song I think of Kesha for two reasons:

1. This song is basically reminiscent of “Timber” with Pitbull

2. The “don’t be a bitch” line reminds me of that one lyric in “Blah Blah Blah” with 3OH!3

I think this proves that if Kesha sung this instead, it would’ve went even harder

33. Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now? (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

“Are we out of the woods yet?”

“Is it over now?”

Wow, this really is a sister song to “Out Of The Woods” lol

34. Marshmello & Kane Brown - Miles On It

“I said, ‘Hey, baby, slow it down, let's make it last’

You said, ‘Where's the fun in that?’”

Imagine poor Kane Brown asking his wife for slow, enjoyable sex and her response is “Let’s just get this over with as fast as possible”. Yes, I did steal this joke from Sean Fay-Wolfe but it's too funny lol

35. Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

Pulse bullied me into thinking this song is great. I still think the forced fake smile you can hear on the line “I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday everyday” is the worst thing ever, but at least it’s one of the two songs on THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT that has a bit of energy behind it

36. Jessie Murph & Jelly Roll - Wild Ones

Jessie Murph when singing:

37. Luke Combs - Ain’t No Love In Oklahoma

Things Luke has lied about:

• His parents divorcing (Take Me Out To The Ballgame)

• His father dying (Even Though I’m Leaving)

• Him being a checkout girl (Fast Car)

• Him being a tornado chaser (Ain’t No Love In Oklahoma)

38. ¥$: Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign f/Rich the Kid & Playboi Carti - Carnival

“They served us the porn since the day we was born

Anybody pissed off, gotta make 'em drink the urine

Now I'm Ye-Kelly, bitch, now I'm Bill Cosby, bitch

Now, I'm Puff Daddy rich, that's Me Too me rich”

Now lemme quote what Todd In The Shadows said about this song in his worst list: “Like, that's the world; the worst people alive wallowing in filth without consequences. Like, I think he's just saying "Yeah, I'm the bad guy", I don't think he's literally admitting to rape. But considering how worthlessly porn-brained he is and really always has been. Like, someone needs to start investigating this man for serious. Like, if we start saying ‘Kanye parties’ next year like we say "Diddy parties" now, like, who would even be surprised?”. I think that should sum it up

39. Eminem - Houdini

Eminem, I don’t want to hear you bitching about trans people and participation trophies. This song is basically “old man yells at cloud” in music form

40. Glorilla & Megan Thee Stallion - Wanna Be

This apparently samples a Soulja Boy song. Imagine telling people back in 2006/07 that of all the ringtone rappers of the time, the “Crank That” guy would have the longest lasting cultural relevance.

41. Benson Boone - Slow It Down

No Benjamin Boner (no I’ve still not stopped calling him that), don’t slow it down because slowing your music down for this made for a song even more excruciating than your big hit this year

42. 21 Savage - redrum

You know, some of the rap hits here could’ve been hits in the down year for rap, 2023, at least to give them more room to shine. Because with this song, it’s incredible, but it’s likely gonna get overlooked when music historians examine the pop music of 2024

43. Dua Lipa - Houdini

I cum and I go

44. Glorilla - Yeah Glo!

To quote my roast for “Tomorrow 2” last year: “Cardi B platforming smaller female rappers is very generous of her, but did she really have to do it for Moneybagg Durk?” Well damn, Moneybagg Durk really showed me, because this song is legit great

45. Drake f/Sexyy Red & SZA - Rich Baby Daddy

Kendrick already cooked Drake so badly in 2024 so I’ll try using a line from each of his disses to try and roast Drake. Let’s start with well, the obvious one here: “When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches”

46. Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For?

This is the second year in a row where a song from the Barbie soundtrack takes the #46 position on the YE. Not really a roast or a shitpost, I just couldn’t think of anything else and didn’t really wanna recycle my roast from last year lol

47. Djo - End Of Beginning

Okay wait, apparently THIS is what Djo looks like irl?

I really didn’t expect a voice like the one on this song to come out of a guy who looks like one of the “Sunday Best” guys but ok, go off talent

48. Billie Eilish - LUNCH

The song where Billie comes out as a cannibal

49. Flo Milli - Never Lose Me

I like this song, I swear, but why does Flo Milli sound like Minnie Mouse?

50. Morgan Wallen - Lies Lies

Is this song and “Please Please Please” evidence pointing towards Chris Brown’s “Yeah 3x” being influential in repeating one word 3 times for the title?

51. Metro Boomin & Future f/Travis Scott & Playboi Carti - Type Shit

I’m sorry but I feel like I only associate Playboi Carti with The Social Tune going on a borderline unhinged rant of him in his worst list lol

52. Floyymenor & Cris Mj - Gata Only

We really decided to ditch the regional Mexican sound from 2023 in favor of this dated reggaeton mess with two men mumbling throughout the track? We really made this a worldwide hit (I’m serious, this song underperformed in the US in comparison to other countries)?

53. Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO!

When my dad first heard this song, he heard the hook and was confused what Chappell was spelling, he was thinking “ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಗೊ”, which translates to literally nothing lol. Also he hates this song. I think he hates camp music

54. Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

Just gonna say that because of this and all the other Christmas songs, we missed out on having “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan, “28” by Zach Bryan, “CHIHIRO” by Billie Eilish, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski, and “One Of Wun” by Gunna on the YE. Billboard, you really need to do something about these Christmas songs making the YE every year

55. Sexyy Red - Get It Sexyy

Apparently before Trump got reelected this past fall, Sexyy Red used the phrase “Make America Sexyy again” as part of her marketing. Idk, i still don’t really like Sexyy Red but I’d certainly prefer having a slew of MASA anthems over MAGA anthems any day of the week

56. Muni Long - Made For Me

Muni Long:

57. Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire

Okay, now I’ll recycle my roast from last year: “Olivia, stop trying to make ‘famefucker’ happen, it’s not gonna happen”

58. Bryson Tiller - Whatever She Wants

Let’s be real for a sec, did you really notice that this is Bryson Tiller’s first YE hit since 2017?

59. Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree

Just gonna say that because of this and all the other Christmas songs, we missed out on having “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan, “28” by Zach Bryan, “CHIHIRO” by Billie Eilish, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski, and “One Of Wun” by Gunna on the YE. Billboard, you really need to do something about these Christmas songs making the YE every year[2]

60. Warren Zeiders - Pretty Little Poison

Okay why is this guy singing like that. I like the song more than a lot of people do but he really does sound like a constipated Jack Black

61. Drake f/J Cole - First Person Shooter

Well here’s yet another very easy one: “Motherfuck the big three, [gravey], it's just big [Kendrick]”

62. Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars - Die With A Smile

Still a great song that only keeps growing on me but hoooooly shit is it getting so overplayed where I live. At this rate I might die with a pout from the overplay of this

63. Artemas - I Like The Way You Kiss Me

I saw someone compare this song’s lyrics to The Chainsmokers and it clicked for me: this is if The Chainsmokers made darkwave music!!

64. Jelly Roll - Need A Favor

I think watching Mr96’s worst list last year made me realize that this was, indeed, a country Nickelback song, and given Nickelback’s producer now produces country music, get ready for “Photograph (Country Remix)” everybody!!

65. Jelly Roll & Lainey Wilson - Save Me

I’ll quote the anecdote I put in my worst list here: “I was in the car with my best friends and we were heading to Dunkin Donuts. My friend’s dad switches on a pop station and this starts playing and my other friend’s little brother immediately screams “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????”. Little bro is only 12 and he’s already serving taste.”

66. Kendrick Lamar - euphoria

I would roast this, but I’m scared that Kendrick would obliterate me with a series of diss tracks like he did with Drake[2]

67. HARDY - Truck Bed

Why does this guy start screaming for the final chorus. Just why.

68. Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock

Just gonna say that because of this and all the other Christmas songs, we missed out on having “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan, “28” by Zach Bryan, “CHIHIRO” by Billie Eilish, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski, and “One Of Wun” by Gunna on the YE. Billboard, you really need to do something about these Christmas songs making the YE every year[3]

69. Miley Cyrus - Flowers

As of me writing this, this is still #2 on the AC charts. AC radio needs to be abolished

70. Luke Combs - Where The Wild Things Are

Things Luke has lied about:

• His parents divorcing (Take Me Out To The Ballgame)

• His father dying (Even Though I’m Leaving)

• Him being a checkout girl (Fast Car)

• Him being a tornado chaser (Ain’t No Love In Oklahoma)

• Him having a big brother (Where The Wild Things Are)

• His big brother riding an Indian Scout and dying (Where The Wild Things Are)

Mr. Combs, I charge you with 6 counts of perjury and I sentence you to 5 years in prison

71. Nicki Minaj f/Lil Uzi Vert - Everybody

Since “Big Foot” flopped so hard I’ll use this entry to question Nicki about that song. Mrs. Petty, you called Megan Thee Horsey “big foot” and “fragment foot bitch” in the same song. So which one is it? Or are you saying her foot is so big that the fragment of her foot is also big foot? Oh…you’re saving that for the second installment? Okay, it’s only been months since you teased the followup diss track, I’m still waiting

72. Xavi - La Diabla

What the fuck happened to Spanish music in 2024? This, “Gata Only”, and one more song a bit further down this list are the only three Spanish language YE hits this year - compare that to last year, when we had Bad Bunny, Peso Pluma, Grupo Frontera, and so much more, they all effectively just evaporated in 2024. Guess the American public was influenced by the current president and thought they were “eating the dogs[, cats, and pets]”

73. Myles Smith - Stargazing

Recall what I said about “Stick Season”: This song makes me feel old holy shit, it singlehandedly shepherded in a nostalgia wave for a sound that was big in pop music when I was 7 or 8. This isn’t even the last song on this YE to make me feel old btw. Yeah, this is the other song that makes me feel old. I mean, it’s literally a ripoff of OneRepublic’s “Counting Stars”, they both have similar instrumentations and they’re literally both about looking at the stars, plus, you know, they have “star” in their title

74. Wham! - Last Christmas

Just gonna say that because of this and all the other Christmas songs, we missed out on having “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan, “28” by Zach Bryan, “CHIHIRO” by Billie Eilish, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski, and “One Of Wun” by Gunna on the YE. Billboard, you really need to do something about these Christmas songs making the YE every year[4]

75. Jelly Roll - I Am Not Okay

Love when a song’s title writes the roast itself. Jelly Roll, I’m not sure you are actually okay, given you collaborated with fucking Falling In Reverse this year. Take a break. And you better thank your lucky stars that “Chevrolet” with Dustin Lynch missed the YE so I couldn’t put you at the very top of my worst list

76. Post Malone f/Blake Shelton - Pour Me A Drink

If this filler nothing of a track could make the YE, Surely we can make “M-E-X-I-C-O” with Billy Strings one too, right? Or, you know, Posty, you could collaborate with the queen Kacey Musgraves

77. Chris Stapleton - White Horse

Hot Taylor Swift cover?

78. Paul Russell - Lil Boo Thang

“Happy” by Pharrell Williams crossed with “Players” by Coi Leray

79. Usher, 21 Savage, & Summer Walker - Good Good

Usher’s take on Gwen Stefani’s “Cool”. Not quite as good as “Cool”, otherwise this probably would’ve made my best list, but it’s a solid take on it.

80. 4Batz f/Drake - act ii: date @ 8 (Remix)

I can’t think of a Kendrick bar to roast Drake here (well the one I can think of I wanna use for another song lol), but I’ll just say I kinda feel bad for 4Batz, apparently he had to release his mixtape the same week we got “Family Matters”, “6:16 In LA”, and “Meet The Grahams”. Talk about getting overshadowed

81. Koe Wetzel f/Jessie Murph - High Road

Jessie Murph is only a few months older than me and she has two YE hits. Damn, I should stop slacking, get ready to see the name “Fire” as an artist on the 2025 YE brb

82. Bad Bunny - Monaco

Bad Bunny releases a trap banger in a year where trap has a serious down year and it really underperforms. Is it safe to say that this song is the reason why Spanish music slumped in 2024?

83. Drake f/Yeat - IDGAF

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars

No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer

84. Parker McCollum - Burn It Down

Parker McCollum ig got insecure about his nasal voice so he decided to grab production with a bit of power behind it to shield his nasalness

85. Gunna - fukumean

Why is this song’s title styled as “FukUMean” on Wikipedia…it just looks so wrong

86. Sabrina Carpenter - Taste

“Skin” if it was actually good

87. Bailey Zimmerman - Where It Ends

Maybe this song’s title is prophetic. Maybe this is where it ends for Morgan Wallen at home on the charts

88. Nicki Minaj - FTCU

Only in 2024 could Nicki release “Big Foot” and not have the worst 2024 of any artist. I know, this is the second time I’m referencing “Big Foot” for a roast in this article but Nicki’s actual hits this year are just so boringly shitty that I’m not inspired enough to properly roast them

89. Billie Eilish - WILDFLOWER

Good song dgmw, but did we need this as a YE hit over “CHIHIRO”?

90. Nate Smith - World On Fire

I remember when this first locked for the YE it was on my best list lol, oh imagine if the final YE was that weak lmao. I still really like the song, but it’s definitely shrunken on me a bit

91. Victoria Monet - On My Mama

Anyone who hates this song, as Victoria Monet said herself, “your opinion is irrelevant”

92. Ariana Grande - yes, and?

This song being a #1hit and still being so low on the YE might as well suggest that we’ll never truly escape the shadow of chart behavior in 2020, where songs could hit #1 and miss the YE altogether. Really just proves that the #1 spot is just a number

93. Tate McRae - exes

Ariana Cabello

94. Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas

Just gonna say that because of this and all the other Christmas songs, we missed out on having “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan, “28” by Zach Bryan, “CHIHIRO” by Billie Eilish, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski, and “One Of Wun” by Gunna on the YE. Billboard, you really need to do something about these Christmas songs making the YE every year[5]

95. Tucker Wetmore - Wind Up Missin’ You

If I was born with the last name “Wetmore” I’d just straight up disown my parents

96. Nate Smith - Bulletproof

This song certainly exists.

97. Travis Scott f/Playboi Carti - FE!N

Let me explain what this song is using Spectrum Pulse language:

Minion f/Muppet with COVID - FE!N

98. Cody Johnson - The Painter

I still love this song but can we just ban any “Try That In A Small Town” defender from ever having a song chart on the Hot 100 ever again?

99. Taylor Swift - Down Bad

If y’all were gonna make any random album track on THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT a YE hit, did it really have to be a song emblematic of the album’s problems? “So High School” was RIGHT fucking there

100. Dua Lipa - Dance The Night

It’s been well over a year since Barbie, but I still have one question: does anyone ever think about dying?

And we’re done!! So back to the question I posed at the start of the article: will I be continuing these roasting articles in the future? Honestly, I see this being my final roasting article. It was quite draining to do this, since I really lacked much motivation beyond obligation to finish this. So, yeah, final roasting article!! My next article is probably gonna be my non-US hits article; not sure when I’ll publish that but until then, remember to keep it Fire!!